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Booh-ob! *whine* I think my cat is a werecat! And my crab is trying to kill me!!! Help!

Oh GREAT! It's going for my staff hockey stick!
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Um...... Has anyone seen a cat around? She's bad tempered. Seems to think she's a god in human form. She escaped the basket area I had her in.... She kept shredding my books and clothes when I'd let her out.... Now she's loose...... Oh this is bad...... Um, so yeah. Anyone see an orange cat wandering around, please approach with caution bring her ( Read more... )

*is sitting precariously balanced on the sloping railing, soaking wet and clutching a wildly fighting, equally soaked cat*

HeLP! *yelps when the cat swipes him across the face, teeters slightly but catches his balance, doesn't want to hop down onto the slide because of the cat and doesn't want to set the cat down because the slide's too steep*

Oh thank god! She changed back! What a relief! I was about to do something drastic, but luckily what ever it is wore off. I'm tempted to take her to the wizard version of an animal shelter, if they have them. After she locked me in that closet I'm definitely not keeping her. Though... If she hadn't locked me in there, I might never have realized ( Read more... )

SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT CRAZY STRAY CAT WOMAN LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET AND STOLE MY JOURNAL!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND MY WAND, I THINK SHE TOOK THAT TOO!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Uh, is someone missing a cat? One showed up on the grounds and now it won't leave me alone. It's following me around yowling at me. It's an orange female tiger. It seems to like gnomes and attacking anything bigger than her.... Um, oh, someone's not going to be too happy about that eagle owl being....- Um. Does anyone own an eagle owl? Um. Sorry.

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